March 2012
Me: Why am I single?
Everyone: You like kpop.
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb...
20 years in the future
Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Husband: What?
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
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I wonder when my dad will learn that I really don’t care.
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I need a hug. Goddamnit.
This week has been shit.
Total shit.
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Just started crying for no reason whatsoever.
It’s starting again.
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Still fangirling over Tyson Ritter.
SING TO ME, DAMMIT.
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I just want Filipino food.
I don’t even care if it’s almost midnight. All I’ve eaten today is apple and camembert.
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Just realised the guy in The House Bunny is Tyson...
It’s safe to say I fangirled and fell off the couch.
Cat:
Me: are you mcgonagall
Cat:
dancing-kfc:
My friend asked me to show her how to draw the foot of someone running, looking from behind. This is how I responded…
Somehow I don’t think it’s quite the reference she was looking for.
When your principal would come to the classroom →
wowfunniestposts:
and everyone had to look like they were doing something…
this blog is epic
Like everytime we had a sub who let us do whatever we wanted… “At least look like you’re working guys… Courtney, sitting on the desk doesn’t even remotely look like you’re working…”
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I need to pee but I'm comfy.
#firstworldproblems
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Fuck off. You're not worth my emotions.
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notdrunkenoughforthis replied to your photo: Oh, ex-boyfriend… you are such an ignorant twit….
oh wow someone needs to punch that guy right in the dick
He’s being a total wankjob. Apparently I’m now naive, hypocritical, ignorant [ha!] and immature.
I did tell him, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over my TERTIARY EDUCATION’ though. As bad of a move...
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You know that moment when you find out someone you...
Yeah…
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Watchihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
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apple slices and camembert.
there’s nothing else to eat.
oh well.
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Watching Glee's version of Smooth Criminal over...
I ship them.
I ship them so hard.
Watchandrewkletzien:
Why homosexuality should be BANNED.
Oh dude. You’re awesome.
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To the person mowing across the road...
Can’t you get a goat or something?
That mower’s just annoying.