January 2011
When parents ask you ...
gracecarbone:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
“Death, so called, is a thing that makes men weep, and yet a third of life is...”
– Lord Byron
Okay, so I went to get a drink
And as I was opening my bedroom door, a bloody gecko falls from the ceiling and onto my shoulder, resulting in me screaming like a fucking banshee, waking my father up, kicking my desk and banging my head on the door frame. I’m so fucking pro.
Hey Danny Bhoy, least I didn’t blow on the gecko.
-sigh- Goddamn bogans.
exitsignsandcuttinglines:
harlequindreams:
Must feel good to not have to worry about anything except cigarettes, weed, booze and your next centrelink payment.
</sarcasticbitchiness>
sigh, goddamn snobbery!
must feel good to not have to worry about anything except going to a government funded school, getting grounded, occasional bouts of existential dread and the middle class life you...
-sigh- Goddamn bogans.
Must feel good to not have to worry about anything except cigarettes, weed, booze and your next centrelink payment.
</sarcasticbitchiness>
You go to a Filipino party, all the kids are in...
anitanguyen-:
ayeitsjayden:
ayeitscandeezy:
ohitschalse:
Actually, all the teens are in one bedroom. And all the other little kids run around the house screaming at the top of their lungs. #TRUE FACT.
LOLOLOL
This isn’t just at Filipino parties…. It’s the same thing with Vietnamese parties and I’m sure it’s the same thing with a bunch of other parties too.
Man, don’t even get...
Ross Geller (about Rachel Green): “If she wants to...
fuckyeahfriends:
Season 9, Episode 13 - The One Where Monica Sings
i love men with guitars
jessicabeth:
my boyfriend is a guitarist, as in like the ‘i get paid to play guitar’ type. so i will agree with this.
Agreed. -cough-Tim-cough-
If you don't listen to the band don't wear the...
Zoom: Dale J Rutland, →
dalejrutland:
star-xdlovers:
I just wanted to take this moment to say you are amazing. No, really. You are. In the 12 years I have known you, there is not a single moment I regret that we have shared.
We had our ups and downs, but who doesn’t ? There has never been a time in my life where I wish I didn’t have you in it,…
Thanks Zoe :) Also thank you for not using my middle name :)
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I'm so over my parents' shit.
One’s trying to get out of paying child support because she’s a fucking cheapskate who really only pretends to give a shit about her own daughter and the rest of her family. She can’t even remember the name’s of my sister’s kids for fuck’s sake. She’s a complete money-grabbing bitch who pawned most of her 24 carat jewellery at different points in her life,...
Imagine if the 3D glasses in Deathly Hallows Part...
annaahiru:
gottalovemagnusbane:
you-cant-cancel-quidditch:
I must say, I'm pretty happy with my teachers for...
I’ve got:
Mr Barrett - Maths B Mr Peek - English Ms Walters - Biology Mr Sullivan - Japanese Mrs Robinson - Legal Studies Mr Oliver - Modern History.
Although, my English class might change over the next few weeks because I was apparently supposed to be put into Ms Kingston’s class.
Oh well, Mr Peek has some pretty interesting ideas about literature though…
On a different...
Going to go break something
have fun, dear. :)
Jessica Watson wins Australian of the year?
lolpan:
premiumharmony:
I thought Australia hated boat people.
Zing.
When someone you hate likes the same things you...
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
imaginaryenemy-:
rapid-ash:
kthanks-bye:
makunahatata:
younopoo:
paula-deen:
mrdreavus:
planet-gibbous:
ohhlilly:
leanna925:
nofaithinthehumanrace:
alipop:
darlieecious:
darlieecious
alipop. quite an easy one
nodaithiintheguman eace
lrsnns925
Um yeah fail haha
ohhlilly
too easy
planet-ginnous
LOL
mrdreavys
so close
paula-deen
OH HO HO~~
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