March 2012
February 2012
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dancing-kfc:
harlequindreams:
dancing-kfc:
onsie-for-rosie replied to your post: We were making guitar jokes at the dinner table…
Did you break any G-strings while fingering those minors?
That was going to be my super epic punchline, but by that stage everyone was already far too disturbed, and the silence far too awkward :c
I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THIS. I knew there was a reason I put up...
dancing-kfc:
onsie-for-rosie replied to your post: We were making guitar jokes at the dinner table…
Did you break any G-strings while fingering those minors?
That was going to be my super epic punchline, but by that stage everyone was already far too disturbed, and the silence far too awkward :c
I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THIS. I knew there was a reason I put up with you until I liked you....
lionheart:
Are most houses in America made from wood? I swear every time I see it on the news regarding hurricanes, the houses look like they’re made completely of wood! No wonder they blow over
Obviously Americans aren’t familiar with the story of the Three Little Pigs.
dancing-kfc:
We were making guitar jokes at the dinner table and then I made a joke about fingering minors and then no one spoke for the rest of the evening. Seems I’ve gone too far :c
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I LEGITIMATELY JUST SNORTED. I LOVE YOU.
What would we do without internet?
jessicabeth:
My family holidays comprise of my aunties impersonating these two, then our whole family doing Muppets impersonations.
^normal families. Mine just discusses politics and religion at length. Oh, and the odd Monty Python impersonation.
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Gah, I feel sick.
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So I'm making Katsu Curry...
Damn curry’s taking too long.
gummabearrr:
Scottish accents should be left to the scottish people.
Yes, annoying as fuck guy in my English class last year who felt that studying Macbeth was reason enough to use a shitty Scottish accent for the whole term. You are so lucky you were at the other side of the room, because I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t have punched you had you been any closer.
you-are-cool-that-is-why-i:
the-amazing-rupee-bush reblogged your post: harlequindreams: I want someone warm and comfy to…
Who doesn’t want a pillow slave?
Correction. I want to be a pillow slave.
Be my pillow slave, Abi. ;D
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I forgot how sensitive my teeth are. Now they hurt. Damn ice.
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I want someone warm and comfy to hug and/or use as a pillow.
addickson:
howl stop having such a nice ass
howl im trying to pay attention to the movie
and the complicated symbolism and metaphor
howl are you listening
And people wonder why I love Howl so damn much.
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Tumblr post icons... What the fuck happened to...
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...”
– Pride & Prejudice
Jane Austen
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Need to be at the train station in 8 hours.
Goodnight, people.
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
